急求 赵本山的小品《小崔说事》的英文台词，拜托了，如果有哪位好心人愿意帮我，我会以高分回报！谢谢
英文台词如下：
[Cui Yongyuan]?
Ah! I'm sorry everyone, sorry ah, to late, sorry. Last night, slept a good feel, you know. Ouch! Aunt Uncle are coming!
[Clouds]?
come.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
You Well, Aunt.
Clouds]?
ah, hello.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
Hello, Uncle ... ...
[Clouds]?
Oh, you quickly get started, ah, has two sections under Anmen children, ah, that is, out of a trip, which Beijing Taiwan, Tianjin and Taiwan, which had to give something face. Hastened to say you that opening bar. Quickly get started, ah.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
than I am familiar with it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch, "said 小崔 thing" ... ...
[Black]?
belch!
[Cui Yongyuan]?
Six years ago, I interviewed a pair of children from the north-east of the old couple, then ... ...
[Black]?
belch!
[Cui Yongyuan]
Six years later, what are their changes? Today ... ...
[Black]
belch![Cui Yongyuan]?
I am today ... ... I
[Black]?
better.
[Clouds]?
an opposite direction the wind, you went on it, says you.
[Cui Yongyuan]
hey, I do not know what to say I have my.[Clouds]?
when you say you were the moderator, you resilience of the poor, and a few hiccup to beat your children put in Mongolia. So the bar, you sit down, I first interviewed you a few children.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
OK.
[Clouds]
how to 小崔 six years not seen, heard that you had depression?[Cui Yongyuan]?
this thing all mass Tieling go?
[Clouds]?
did something good?
[Cui Yongyuan]
is much better![Clouds]?
you do not installed, and you resting your Aunt, Uncle Han stuff that you have installed you this? Have written in your face.
[Black]
is ah, in the past you have the face on the dumbfounding, but now with a collection of like an emergency.[Cui Yongyuan]?
They Tieling also so praise it.
[Clouds]?
to take gifts, festive, and bring you a souvenir, junior children with you this you said ... ... (black out boxes) Han stuff which is really the man of your children ... ... (black out book) quite commemorative significance.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
Oh, Aunt this "month of rest" are published.
[Clouds]?
See title page.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
hey.
[Clouds]?
title page.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
"This book gave rise to the 小崔 Naoxin would like to read this book ... ... you feel a loss of consciousness, Baiyun Aunt Masatada." Thank you!
[Clouds]?
have it! There then! You get ... ... you can give. (Black out a handkerchief)
[Cui Yongyuan]?
Oh, Uncle! This is not that song and dance duet handkerchief do?
[Black]?
children to see Fei surface.
[Cui Yongyuan]?
"a turn, shake a shake every day exercise quasi-asleep, black Masatada." Thank you, Aunt, Uncle, you see, I brought back a gift, thank you.
[Black]?
not seen for several years, you take Aunt Diansha you say on the whole good kids ... ... (see white clouds, back to their seats)
[Clouds]?
My God, An Men ah, is that it did not feel worried you ah.
[Cui Yongyuan]
Oh, Uncle Aunt was also concerned about my sleeping problem and Kazakhstan. How old couple sleep quality that you like?
[Black]
I stick on the pillow, kick into gear for.[Clouds]
Moxinmofei who are higher quality of sleep.[Cui Yongyuan]
is ah, like my narrow-minded to do before sleep.[Clouds]
did not say you are.[Cui Yongyuan]?
ah, ah uncle, you happy six years?
[Black]?
Happy! Every day I sing the song and dance duet, followed by a dozen or so old Chick ... ... (Baiyun glare black)
[Clouds]?
He came to his folk art, and my my publications. An Men caring life, career and help each other, how to describe it to you ... ...
[Black]?
improvise too chant, but also from the loud noise it?
[Cui Yongyuan]
In fact, ah, I have heard, and uncle Aunt emotionally out some questions.[Clouds]?
sex scandal, an absolute scandal, there is no news of the leaders did not call the leadership, there is no celebrity sex scandal celebrity that a lot of money, doing the difficult, difficult for a woman to do ... ...