关于性的英语笑话

1. I have a feeling, a woman is like a roller coaster.

Just because I'm too fat, they refused to let me...

胖人杯具

2. I made the silly mistake of calling my girlfriend Claire during sex last night.I could hear her in my pocket saying, "Hello................Hello"

哈哈...语音功能的手机悲剧啊...

3."Wanking isn't cheating, you stupid bitch!" I yelled, "Everyone does it, what's the fucking problem?"

　 “撸管怎么能算不忠呢！你个婊 子！”我怒吼道，“人人都会撸啊，到底有啥问题！”

　 "Go see the headmaster, you're not getting back into this exam hall." replied my teacher.

　 “出去见校长，不准再进考场了！”老师说。 （cheat双关“不忠”和“作弊”）