跪求《DIARY of a Wimpy Kid》1 (小屁孩日记1)的中文翻译。急求！！！需30~50页的翻译 当然越多越好

1.I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

有一天我会成名的，但是现在我被困在了中学里面，整日和一帮笨蛋在一起。

2.How to be cool?

怎样才能酷一点？

3.It's Not A Diary. It's A Movie.

这可不是一本日记。这是一部电影。

4.You are about be late for your first of middle school.

你第一天上初中就要迟到。

5.PE is as much apart of my life as waking up in moning and going to bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education.

体育就像早上起床会上厕所一样，是我生命中的一部分。体育对于我来说不可或缺。

6.I am gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists.

我要打断你的胳膊叫你加倍奉还。

7.He isn’t quite clear on the of growing up.

他并不清楚长大是什么概念。

8. I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this。

我认为我们能从中吸取有用的教训。

9. You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun of

my clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn’t even

seem sorry.

你只关心你自己，你讨厌我的卡通画，你取笑我的衣服，你不尊重joshie,你弄断我的手还没一点歉意。

10Just back of ! I don’t want to hurt anybody.

.退后！我不想伤害任何人。