怪物史莱克3的英文对白
Onward, Ohauncey!
To the highest room of the tallest tower...
...where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Oharming!
This is worse than "Love Leters". I hate dinner theater!
Me, too.
Whoa there, Ohauncey!
Hark! The brave Prince Oharming approacheth.
Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you...
...then take my place as rightful king.
What did she say?
It's Shrek!
Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
Prepare, foul beast...
...to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!
Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee
Do you mind?
Do you mind? Boring!
Prepare, foul beast...
Someday you'll be sorry.
We already are!
Mommy...
You're right. I can't let this happen.
I can't!
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
And I promise you this, Mother...
...I will restore dignity to my throne.
And this time,
no one will stand in my way.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning breath.
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
Good morning, good morning
The sun is shining through
Good morning, good morning To you
And you! And you!
They grow up so fast.
Not fast enough.
You'll be filling in for the King and Queen.
Several functions require your atendance, sir.
Great! Let's get started.
Oome on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
You need to get a pair ofjammies.
I got some sleep and I needed it
Not a lot, just a little bit
Someone's always trying to keep me from it
It's a crying shame
It's a royal pain in the neck
I knight thee.
If you're filling in for a king, you should look like one.
Oan somebody come in and work on Shrek?
I will see what I can do.
Yeah, wow.
Is this really necessary?
Quite necessary, Fiona.
- I'm Shrek, you twit. - Whatever.
This isn't a rehearsal, peoples. Let's see some hustle!
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
I'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it?
It's just until Dad gets beter.
Shrek?
You look handsome.
Oome here, you.
My but is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
Hey, you! Oome here. What's your name?
Fiddlesworth, sir.
Perfect.
Ladies and gentlemen...
...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
Ahh! You've got it.
A litle to the left.
That's it! That's good.
Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You're on it.
Shrek!
My eye!
What are you doing?
Fiona!
- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine.
Shrimp! My favorite!
- That's it! We're leaving! - Oalm down.
Oalm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre.
I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be.
I think that went well.
Donkey!
Oome on, Shrek!
Some people just don't understand boundaries.
Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home...
...in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus...
...and filled with the stench of mud and neglect.
You had me at "vermin-filled".
And, um... maybe even the piter-pater of litle feet on the floor.
That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning.
Uh, no.
What I'm thinking of is a litle bigger than a swamp rat.
Donkey?
No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
...they were litle ogre feet?
Honey, let's be rational about this.
Have you seen a baby lately?
They just eat and poop, and they cry...
...then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry.
Now, imagine an ogre baby.
They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family?
Right now, you're my family.
Somebody beter be dying.
I'm dying.
Harold?
Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.
Of course, darling.
Fiona.
Yes, Daddy?
I know I made many mistakes with you.
It's okay.
But your love for Shrek has...
...taught me much.
My dear boy...
...I am proud to call you my son.
And I'm proud to call you my frog...
...King dad-in-law.
Now there is a mater of business to atend to.
The Frog King... is dead.
Put your hat back on, fool.
Shrek...
...please come hither.
Yeah, Dad?
This kingdom needs a new king.
You and Fiona are next in line for the throne.
Next in line. You see, Dad, that's why people love you.
Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes.