《后妈茶话会》完整版台词是什么?

《后妈茶话会》是一个比较经典的片段。

《后妈茶话会》完整版台词如下：

灰姑娘的后妈：

Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed（起誓）

I must find the way to power through a noble brow 顶级贵族

I married once for love, then my senses came

I must marry for the stature名望 of my husband's name

Onto marriage number two

I knew what I had to do

my poor husband fell ill in a year or two

Solved problem number one, now to problem number two

His doe-eyed天真无邪的 little girl with gentle point of view

Would I ship her off to school?

No! I told her if she stayed that she’d have

To earn her keep and so she became the maid女仆

（后妈女儿：

She was lazy！she was crazy！

She was talking to the mice！）

She was hopelessly na?ve, so she had to pay the price

I moved her to the attic阁楼 out of sight and out of mind

I could have thrown her out, but I am benevolent仁慈的 and kind

（后妈女儿：

Mother, your heart’s too big for you）

I knew what I had to do～

After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good nature

So you lock them up, throw away the key

There’s one on every family tree

（后妈女儿：

Ungrateful

Hateful

Vile邪恶的 too, the things she put you through！）

Break their spirit so they obey

Now they’ll do anything you say

Maybe you’d call it cruel but others would call it love

Tough love

I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?

长发公主的后妈：

Oh no, they’re so cute when they’re little but

Then they grow up and just ruin everything

I never wanted children, life was better on my own

All the screaming, nagging喋喋不休 chilled寒冷 me to the bone

But then one day I came across a flower growing free

Its magic kept me young, so I kept it all for me

But someone dug it up, now a baby held the power

So I “borrowed” her, locked her up and hid her in a tower

Years went by, Oh! the sacrifice!

And against my better judgement, I fed her once or twice

Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young

But that’s messy

Manipulation’s easily more fun

A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie

Remind them that without you, they’d shrivel up 枯萎and die

They only have themselves to blame

If you’d been there, you’d do the same

So work them hard till they fall in line

There’s one way and its only mine

（白雪公主后妈：Children are lazy！

灰姑娘后妈：Spoiled too！

后妈们合唱：But we know what to do！

白雪公主后妈：Govern them with a heart of stone！

灰姑娘后妈：Lock them up so they’re all alone！

长发公主后妈：Maybe you’d call it cruel but

后妈们合唱：Others would call it love, tough love！）

Ugh, her own tower with a water view and

She runs away, the first chance she gets

白雪公主后妈：

These wretched可怜的 brats乳臭未干的臭小子 think the world owes them something,

But it doesn’t

Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand

But there was more, I had in mind a greater plan

I never cared to share, so the king would have to fall

But his child blocked the way to me and “Fairest of them all”最美的人

She was chubby胖嘟嘟的, she was dumb

And grotesquely荒诞的 optimistic

She needed structure in her life

She wasn’t realistic

I give her chores家务活 and took away the things that she’d enjoy

But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy

Love? Would I just sit by and wait?

For her to take my crown? No!

She had sealed her fate

She had to go, and so she did and you know what

They say, “An apple once a day keeps your enemies away”

Don’t be fooled by their tender亲切的 smile

后妈们合唱：

Give an inch and they’ll run a mile～

Our idea of a happy home

Is one where we live all alone

长发公主后妈：Dark！

灰姑娘后妈：Depressing！

白雪公主后妈：Desolate！

后妈们合唱：Now let’s all drink to that

后妈女儿们：Call us wicked邪恶的 call us mean

灰姑娘后妈：Cruel and everything in between

长发公主后妈：You could say it’s unjust！

白雪公主后妈：Turning their dreams to dust

后妈们合唱：This is what we call love～tough love～～

《后妈茶话会》火的原因

《后妈茶话会》这个视频由PattyCake官方在鬼畜B站发布，最初还是up主柠檬带火，不过正主来了，谁都要往后退一退！《后妈茶话会》当然是一群后妈参加的，尤其是第三季《声临其境》韩雪和张含韵配音的《后妈茶话会》惊艳四座，所以这个段子也更加被广大网友熟知和喜爱。