跪求,PS I LOVE YOU 的对白?最好是中英文都有!!急

P.S., I Love You 附注：我爱你 经典对白

Married people make each other feel like shit on purpose sometimes. It just feels good.

结了婚的人有时总想故意让对方难过。这种感觉其实很好。

I thought it was because I thought that I deserve the best. And he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes .. and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand ..I now have the divine right to stare at a man's backside ...with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to.

我以为（我没结婚）是因为我觉得我应该得到最好的。而那个他就在那里，却总是和那些并非命中注定的女人们在一起。我说的清楚点吧。几个世纪以来，男人只会盯着女人的胸部，而不是眼睛；掐着女人的屁股，而不是握着她的手。那我现在，也完全有权盯着男人的后面，用一种猥琐、色情的眼光来看，只要我愿意的话。——相当经典的“Pheebie风格”，哈哈。

I don't mean to throw this at you, but what do women want? I can't figure it out.They want us to ask. They don't want us to ask. They want us to make a move, not make a move. They want us to be on bottom, be on top. Use hair products, don't use hair products. What do you people want?

我不是想硬要针对你，但女人到底想要什么呢？我总是不明白。她们希望男人能问她们，一会儿又不让问。他们要男人采取行动，一会儿又不要。一会儿要男人卑微，一会儿又要男人高高在上。一会儿要用护发产品，一会儿又不要。

---- We have absolutely .. no idea what we want.

我们根本不知道我们想要什么。

---- I knew it! I knew that! Son of a bitch!

我就知道！就知道是这样！他娘的！

We're so arrogant, aren't we? We're so afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don't realize what a privilege it is to grow old with someone ....someone who doesn't drive you to commit murder. Or doesn't humiliate you beyond repair. It's sweet.

我们都太自大了，不是么？我们害怕年华老去，尽一切可能不让自己变老。却没有意识到可以一起变老是多么荣幸啊。特别是和那些不逼着你犯错，或是不会狠狠羞辱你的人。真好啊。

PS:

Guess what。。。。