求这个出处 16个梗，源汤，个人翻译 1、我被雇佣来杀你，但你天杀的可爱极了。 2、你的声音

1、我被雇佣来杀你，但你天杀的可爱极了。

2、你的声音像极了我的脑内思考声音，而这真的把我吓毛了。

3、两个陌生人都来相同的鬼屋探险，都认为对方是鬼。

4、只要你不告诉老师我在浴室里嗑High，我发誓我会给你我一半的大麻。

5、我在想揍别人的时候意外一拳揍上了你的脸，真是太抱歉了…

6、 我容忍包办婚姻的原因只是你很有钱而且热辣的要命。

7、你以为你把你的最好朋友绑去了单身派对，但意外的绑走了我（一个陌生人）。

8、你跳舞跳的差极了，但你是在书店的中央伴着糟糕的旋律跳舞，而我觉得那该死的可爱。

9、我是一个超级坏蛋而你是个被我绑架的心理医师，这只是因为我觉得我需要找人谈谈。

10、HOLY SHIT，你刚刚把我从被一辆狂奔巴士碾过的命运中拯救出来。

11、没人该知道我是个巫师但是你发现了，拜托别告诉别人。

12、我患了失忆症，而你说你是我最好的朋友，但我却总是忘记这一点，并且认为我们是恋人。

13“我想我意外地拐走了你的狗…抱歉。”

14、我们不认识，而且你的头型非常完美…除了有一绺在外面以外，而那让我十分烦躁。

15、你本来该进入证人保护计划，但在那些处理完前，我的条子朋友让你暂时和我的家庭生活在一起。

16、“我知道我们没说过话，但我的公寓里有只天杀的大蜘蛛，你能帮我打死它吗？”

1, I was hired to kill you, but you damn cute.

2, you sound like a very sound ponder my brain, and it really scared me hair up.

3, two strangers came to the same haunted house adventure, both think the other is a ghost.

4, "as long as you do not tell the teacher I was nibbling High in the bathroom, I swear I'll give you half of marijuana."

5, I wanted to hit someone when unexpected punch hit on your face, really sorry ...

6, I tolerate arranged marriage only because you are rich and terribly hot.

7, you think you put your best friend tied to the bachelor party, but surprisingly abducted me (a stranger).

8, you dance very bad jump, but you are in a bookstore in central melody accompanied by bad dancing, but I think that damn cute.

9, I was a super villain and you are kidnapped by my psychiatrist, it's just because I feel like I need to find someone to talk to.

10, HOLY SHIT, you just take me from being run over by a bus running destiny rescue.

11, no one that knew I was a wizard, but you found out, please do not tell anyone.

12, I suffer from amnesia, and you say you are my best friend, but I always forget this and think we are lovers.

13 "I think I accidentally abducted your dog ... I'm sorry."

14, we do not know, but your head type is perfect ... except there is a lock on the outside outside, and that makes me very irritable.

15, you would have to enter the witness protection program, but those have been processed before, my friend let you temporarily sliver and my family live together.

16, "I know we had a chat, but my apartment has only days to kill the big spider, you help me kill it anyway?"